Sunday, July 5, 2009

the most important list until Christmas...

all the lists are out there... which celebritity would you cheat on your spouse with, yada yada. but there is a category that has been largely ignored.

What female celebrities would straight women do but for some reason won't admit to?

If you say you don't think other women are hot occasionally, your lying. If you've done it with someone not on this list then you're probably just a lesbian.

The 10 women celebrities that most women would have sex with but won't admit to:
10. Alicia Keys- she seems really sensitive and thoughtful-she would probably be a very intuitive lover
9. The lead singer of Pussycat Dolls- that one is pretty obvious, she has a hot body
8. Sandra Bullock- she would make you laugh, and probably call you in the morning
7. Diane Lane- She seems like a real woman, no smoke and mirrors, very real
6. Britney Spears- even when she was bald, she was hot. Besides she would definitely NOT call you, which is probably a really good thing
5. Jenny Lewis- this one may be strictly personal
4. Katie Holmes- she should probably just be a lesbian, maybe Crazy would back off then
3. Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City)- she looks like a man anyway so it wouldn't be too far of a stretch anyway
2. Jessica Alba- duh
1. Oprah- before you react, think about the money. Maybe it's wrong, but it could be right... for the right price, of course.


1 comment:

  1. katie holmes seems like she would be a very mean lesbian, like she is better. lol idk why

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