all the lists are out there... which celebritity would you cheat on your spouse with, yada yada. but there is a category that has been largely ignored.
What female celebrities would straight women do but for some reason won't admit to?
If you say you don't think other women are hot occasionally, your lying. If you've done it with someone not on this list then you're probably just a lesbian.
The 10 women celebrities that most women would have sex with but won't admit to:
10. Alicia Keys- she seems really sensitive and thoughtful-she would probably be a very intuitive lover
9. The lead singer of Pussycat Dolls- that one is pretty obvious, she has a hot body
8. Sandra Bullock- she would make you laugh, and probably call you in the morning
7. Diane Lane- She seems like a real woman, no smoke and mirrors, very real
6. Britney Spears- even when she was bald, she was hot. Besides she would definitely NOT call you, which is probably a really good thing
5. Jenny Lewis- this one may be strictly personal
4. Katie Holmes- she should probably just be a lesbian, maybe Crazy would back off then
3. Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City)- she looks like a man anyway so it wouldn't be too far of a stretch anyway
2. Jessica Alba- duh
1. Oprah- before you react, think about the money. Maybe it's wrong, but it could be right... for the right price, of course.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
things I wonder
do people besides me stay up at night wondering where Abraham Lincoln was from?
I mean I've heard all that log cabin nonsense, but that's not really specific. And Lincoln, Nebraska, what about that?
Turns out he's from Kentucky. Seems like they could name a measly city after him, or at least a truck stop. People from Kentucky must be racist. (Note: I don't know anyone from Kentucky nor can I pass judgment on them.) But really, they probably are.
Why is cutting your hair like losing a limb? Why is there a B in limb? It's the stupid French, and all their ridiculous silent letters. (Note: I feel totally at liberty to pass judgment on the French because without knowing any I know they are silly people.) Wouldn't it be awful in it actually was like losing a limb? Also, apparently wouldn't is not a word. It is where I'm from. We also end our sentences in prepositions.
Why do we spend so much time in grade school learning how to spell when the computer will just do it for us? My favorite thing is when it automatically fixes the word for me. That way I don't have to be able to correctly spell anything, just be in the general ballpark. Will spellchecker be the end of spelling bees? Oh so spellchecker is word but wouldn't isn't? Neither is isn't. Firefox should embrace contractions.
Will anyone read this? This is actually the most relevant question I've asked so far. I know that everything I say is worth reading, but will anyone be lucky enough to stumble upon this goldmine of knowledge and insight? I mean I know I'm probably the funniest/smartest/sexiest person I know but how do I spread the word to those who believe they are funnier/smarter/sexier than me?
If there is a legal pad... is there an illegal pad?
Why are there so many ways to spell there/their/they're? No wonder most Americans talk like the English language being put through a meat grinder.
I mean I've heard all that log cabin nonsense, but that's not really specific. And Lincoln, Nebraska, what about that?
Turns out he's from Kentucky. Seems like they could name a measly city after him, or at least a truck stop. People from Kentucky must be racist. (Note: I don't know anyone from Kentucky nor can I pass judgment on them.) But really, they probably are.
Why is cutting your hair like losing a limb? Why is there a B in limb? It's the stupid French, and all their ridiculous silent letters. (Note: I feel totally at liberty to pass judgment on the French because without knowing any I know they are silly people.) Wouldn't it be awful in it actually was like losing a limb? Also, apparently wouldn't is not a word. It is where I'm from. We also end our sentences in prepositions.
Why do we spend so much time in grade school learning how to spell when the computer will just do it for us? My favorite thing is when it automatically fixes the word for me. That way I don't have to be able to correctly spell anything, just be in the general ballpark. Will spellchecker be the end of spelling bees? Oh so spellchecker is word but wouldn't isn't? Neither is isn't. Firefox should embrace contractions.
Will anyone read this? This is actually the most relevant question I've asked so far. I know that everything I say is worth reading, but will anyone be lucky enough to stumble upon this goldmine of knowledge and insight? I mean I know I'm probably the funniest/smartest/sexiest person I know but how do I spread the word to those who believe they are funnier/smarter/sexier than me?
If there is a legal pad... is there an illegal pad?
Why are there so many ways to spell there/their/they're? No wonder most Americans talk like the English language being put through a meat grinder.
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